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Dear Chicago Family,

I’VE GOT SOME BIG NEWS.

(You may want to sit down for this)

I’m moving to

NORTHWEST ARKANSAS!

(Yes, you read that correctly.)

  • I AM NOT:

  • Joining witness protection.

  • “Punk’ing” you.

  • YOU ARE NOT:

  • Dreaming.

    (Well, maybe you are, but that's a different conversation.)

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

For starters, Northwest Arkansas
is ranked the #4 Best Place to Live

“US News and World Report”

Beating out
lots of other cities.

Chicago
Denver
Seattle
Austin
Northwest Arkansas

The cost of living in Northwest Arkansas is 11% lower than the national average.

My Annual McDonald's Diet Cokes Purchasing Power

graph01 Sky’s the Limit Chicago Northwest Arkansas Zero

Homes look like this:

My room
Your guest room

And the mountain biking...

Places you can bike to:
Anywhere
Basically Anywhere

Right now, there are over

10,000 jobs available.

Three
Fortune 500
Companies

This will be the new Walmart campus
03

Lots of startups

So, basically me in 5 years.

Geraldine INC.McDonald's Diet Cokes Headquarters

What you think we’ll do when you visit

What we’ll actually do.

Airship Coffee
This is a coffee shop you can get to by bike trail.
The Momentary
Museum of Contemporary Art (and cool signage)
The Momentary - Tower Bar
There’s a cocktail bar on top with an amazing view.
8th Street Market
Where culinary rule-breakers will make us dinner.
North Forest Lights
A light show in the woods? Yep.
Yeyo’s
Award winning tacos.
Theatre Squared
Who needs Netflix when you have world-class theater in your backyard?
Preacher’s Son
The holy trinity: rooftop bar, elevated New American restaurant, speakeasy in the basement.

My texts are going to start to look different.

Phone-01 Working late. Love these last-minute emails from my boss Ugh. Guess it's 10pm Burgers in the office ... again 9:42 PM Chicago Family
Chicago
Phone-02 biking home from work. BURGERS TIME!!!!! 5:03 PM Chicago Family
Northwest Arkansas

Common Selfie Backdrops You’ll See From Me

Chicago
Northwest Arkansas

And a 14% higher income on average means I’ll
actually be able to afford to come see you.

Or learn to fly to you myself.
Thaden Flight School

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